As we move into the Midwest for only the second time in our illustrious history it is paramount we prepare ourselves for the inclement weather, and in this case, hostile Wisconsinites.
Hat/Gloves - You lose 80% of your body heat through your head (more if you careen into a snowbank) so be prepared.
Rain jacket - Take it from me, even when they say it won't rain, it does.
Boots - Not only do they keep your feet warm they are perfect for fighting off feral Wisconsinites if you forget your...
Packer sticker - Yes. Everything you read about Wisconsinites and the Packers is true. Sad to say. This is similar to Americans putting Canadian flags on their backpacks when they are touring Europe.
Lighter - If you get stranded and are cold you'll want to start a fire. The good news is most Badger and Packer fans imbide on a paint thinner like alcohol before the game so the entire city is flammable.
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